Pastiche.

thirstfollower:

theycallme-dick:

pierce-alexandria-with-sirens:

remember the guy who played Dustin in Zoey 101?

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look at him now

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and remember the guy who played Chase?

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look at him now

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remember the guy who played logan?

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look at him now

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how do you arrest weed??

(Source: the-amity-affucktion, via onlinegf)

untilyourbreathingst0ps:

pearls:

pearls:

i touched a dick once and it was the scariest thing in my life because it had a really cold head and i don’t know it wasn’t fun

sometimes the ‘i’ and ‘u’ shouldn’t be so close on the keyboard 

ive seen this post umpteen times and ive always thought that if you switched u and i around it wouldn’t make sense like “u touched a” and i literally just realised you meant duck and not dick i swear to god i am the biggest fucking idiot.

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tastefullyoffensive:

[poorlydrawnlines]
boydom:

Boys here and Dicks here.

pavlovs-schrodinger:

cityofloves:

someone brought a birthday cake to my math class and we didnt have napkins or plates so we used scantrons

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looks like this test was

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a piece of cake

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hoohah:

i didn’t think they’d actually use the quote but they did

nickfuckface:

parents: “u should be more active”
me: image

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chickenuqqet:

"hates a strong word"

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chandeluresinsicily:

jojostuck:

IS NO ONE GOING TO TALK ABOUT THIS EVER

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I WOULD LIKE SOME ANSWERS

well for starters his name was Paul

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diggly:

tiorickyaoi:

"i need a movie where there are kickass female characters"image

"i need a movie where the main characters aren’t attractive"image

"i need a movie with annoying talking animals"

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"i need a movie where the main character lives in a swamp"

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"i need a movie that has all star by smash mouth on the soundtrack"

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perfect

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oknope:

can we skip this whole “college” thing and go straight and go to the part where i have a really awesome job and spend all my time traveling?

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